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I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now
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lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’


kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
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When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them.

— Unknown (via anwaya)

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

— (via unspoilt)

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them.

— Anonymous (via bonus)


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